The Anlies

Dear Diary...

(Don't be fooled- this is a made-up story.)

Dear Diary,Sunday

Is there something wrong with school bell ringings? Does it have to be in a important breeze? Ha! Did you know Ashley Swearts is going to change the school ringing?! It's so unfair!Does it still mean she's popular, Diary? She got kicked out of the popular group last year near the Christmas Show because she did some stupid Barbie Dance when it was 'Jingle Bells' Come to think of it, Lisa Matt who is the captain of Popularity . She made kicked Ashley out. Anyways, the school President, is voted for Ashley. I may have a slight feeling that more people voted for Ashley than my best friend, Isabel.Who knows? Further more, Isabel says this is a DREAM for her to be chosen! But if Ashley gets chosen, she'll promise to change bell ringings. Dumb, huh?

It's now mid-term. It's time for the whole school to chose a bunch of stuff. ( I should say pack of stuff, than bunch- It's not grapes- right?) Like, Class President, Who's the Most Popular of the Populars, Who is the most smartest, creative,reliable....

Last year I always win the creative one because I just am. Isabel was the most reliable one and Lisa from the Populars were chosen. I shouldn't say they're popular. They're Knowables. OK, it's not a word, I know, so slam those dictionary's down! Isabel hates to be reliable. So you have to dream BIG GIRL!

Dear Diary, Monday

Isabel slept over last night and made her speech for Class Captain. She said, "If this doesn't work to convince people, I guess I have to change their votes and cheat," 

I didn't think Isabel would cheat, but it was worth a shot. The speech was boring too:

"Card One: Me Isabel, will guide you through your way. Bring our school to (sigh) victory. Together we are 10000000,000 we will (yawn) put together.... (then she sleep standing up)" Throughly, it was kinda stupid. Did she take her medication for sleep?No I guess not.Then I woke her up and told her it was time to go to sleep, she said, "Tony give me a..."......

At bedtime, I told her the speech wasn't going to work. So her last hope was to cheat. Mm-mm- CHEAT. Though I love to see. Isabel has older brothers that are stronger and meaner. They could go off and plan.Daniel, for example, can break a gorillas knuckles. And Henry and Claw, have wild strength that can kick ,punch or pinch. I rather be tied to a tree from great height and be peed from birds stinky poop, than spend the night with them.

Dear Diary, Tuesday,

Mrs Birdo explained that the bullets will get sent into the office and the votes are for today. I hope I'm creative enough to be chosen again. When Isabel heard it was today-votes, she crackled with glee. She was up to something. I can tell. In the cafertiria, me and Isabel were eating what we were served- boiled egg and chicken loaves. Then Lisa, got up from the Knowables table and horror! She came next to me and Isabel! Isabel did a evil grin. Yup-she was up to something. Then Lisa told us that she quit the Pops group and out! She says she'll dye her hair brown and never return since her Mom got new work from the office. Isabel seemed happy. Why wasn't I? She's still mean! After school, Isabel went to the office and said she'll want a box of the bullet votes. I asked her why she wanted such thing. She said she wanted to count in for Lisa. Hah! Since is she Lisa's friend or something? NO WAY IT CAN'T BE! I feel like in a world and everything-FLIPPED! I decided to spy on Isabel's expressions for the rest of the day. Nope- nothing changed.She's good man! Her body is hiding things. I can feel it in my toe nails.

Dear Diary, Wednesday,

Tonight Isabel slept over my house. She didn't want to make any prank calls or play games or pillow fight. She was just sitting on the carpet and counting the bullets with a eletronical organizer and calculator. She stayed up till 1:30am for doing those things. The next morning which is today, I found her sitting on the bed and starring outside the window. I asked her how things went with the bullets and she said she'll need to sleep over tomorrow night because there were a few things she didn't understand. Isabel was hiding something. My toe nails hurt.Then she packed her stuff up and raced home before I could blink. At school, Lisa joined us for lunch too. She also was hiding something. My toe nails 2 times hurt more than anything. Was my BFF a backstabber and my enemy a sweetie and hiding something? 

Today also, Ashley, Melanie,Toddie,Sandy and Lindy said to me (They are the Knowables) "Your hairs so great!" then walked away. Huh? They are good actors- I'll give them that.There is no way they could bond with me- NO WAY!!! I have to be in a dream-I have got to be! For starters, Isabel is hiding something from me, two, the pops are onto me, three, I have to be extra careful that I don't bond with Lisa. It all mixed up like fruit saled to Lying! 

Dear Diary, Thursday,

I asked Isabel what's wrong not to sleep over next week. She said she can't wait that long because the bullets need the computer and her computer is hogged by her brothers from punching her. So last night, she said never open the study door because she had to do her homework and before I could answer, she shut the door in my face.

So I never knew what she was planning.

The next morning (Friday), she told me her evil plan payback, 

"I nicked the bullets from the office because Lady Helen said no," she said. I nodded. I sounded to make sense.

" Then I took them to your house to get ready. So I changed the bullets from the schools website. So now, today, I am going to return the boxes of bullets and I'm the SMARTEST, your the CREATIVE, Bec is going to be the Pops," 

My jaw dropped. Bec? But Isabel told me that Becs Aunt past away, so this will cheer her up. So I guess my big toe dosent hurt now. Horray!