Chapter 6

Chapter 6

A Halloween party

The next day was warm and sunny, Totta gave me a envelope, inside was a card decorated with skeletons , it said: HALLOWEEN TRICK OR TRICKING AT TOTTA'S. In a kind of spooky writing.

"Be there or else," said Totta. "Saturday night I'm going to be a monk with no face."

"Cool" I said, "I'm free on Saturday, Thanks, I'll be a witch."

At break, we were in a corner of the classroom. Totta, me, Cathy, Wilson and Sandra, We talked about Halloween for a bit.

Cathy was eating her break treat a kind of syrupy cake thing, "Wanna try blissgee(Russian food)?" asked Cathy

"You what????"said Totta, rolling eyes, "Sounds Yuuuuurrkk"!

Honestly, I did think Cathy's cake was yuk, it's too sweet for me. I don't think I've got an sweet tooth, more savory, and go gets covered up your fingers.

"Thanks Cathy," I said, "Not today, though. I'm trying to have a diet ooza, butguys...I really need some of your ideas..." I'm going to tell them about Joe and the revange. Mom was a bit angry about the put-in-bed-episode.

"Hey, you know that show-Tamb-10-Fitty? they have all different kinds of Russia cakes. I like the ones that have goo and honey and tonnes of sugar. It gives me grief." said Cathy, licking her fingers.

"Guys,guys, I need your-"

"Uh, no goo for mind! I totally doubt it", Laughed Sandra.

"Yeah! you know if you want heaps of sugar from a cake, go to Turkish !" added Mox.

"Listen!" I yelled. "I need your ideas, ok? my horrid evil bro, Joe, is playing evil tricks on me! and I need revenge! but what?"

"This" said Mox."Is what I call," Kristyer playing revenge on Joe. "TV ad, get a heard of wild horses, to chase him."

"But how would I get wild horses?" I said

"Things you want don't just pop in your hands, your Durwood".

" Hid something?" said Totta

"Yeah, right," I said, "Like what" Hardly anything brother, Joe.

"When I play a trick Zada," said Cathy. " I hid her mobile untill she freaks out." I sighed, nothing was helping.

"Come on! think!get alive!" I sighed.

"Bake a pasta dish and put it with poison."said Cathy, slurping her fingers.

"Cath-y!" I was really fed up.

"You know I couldn't cook and where would I get Poison?", Come on, live in the real world! this isn't a fantasy!" I yelled.

"At least I am trying!" snapped Cathy.

"You've asked for ideas and we're giving you some!"

Whoops! Cathy likes rows, her eyes were flashing.Suddenly, I was really stresses out .

"That enough ideas,"I said."I'm going to toilet."

I spent ages doing a poo, then ages washing my hands. Not because I want God to give me good-luck Goodish charms, but because I was thinking.

Maybe Colin's(Totta, but Colin's his real name) Halloween party gave me a brilliant revenge on Joe, I'll have Mom to buy more tomato ketchup, rubber spiders and more green custard.

  

 

chapter 5 what is all the mess?

I heard Mom come in and ask," Where's Kristyer?"

"She sulking in her room" I heard Joe said . I was tempted to march downstairs and throw myself to Joe. Mom come in, "What's all the mess downstairs?" she asked.

"Joe and Rama pushed their horrible faces through the window, they scared me to death and made me jump" I said.

"How many time di I have to tell you?" Mom sighed. "No food in the sitting room"

"That's typical! I said, "you tell me off even if it wasn't my fault!"

"Now I've to scrub the carpet" said Mom.

"I did my best! anyway, you don't care about how I was scared! all you care about is your blasted carpet!" I yelled.

I do care about you, love," said Mom." but I'm shattered, I've got an awful day, I'll go tell Joe what you think about him, and supper is ready in 20 minutes, I'll put pizza and some chips in the oven,I'll call you when it's ready."

"NO" I yelled, "I'm not going down till that horrid Rama is gone, I hate her!"

Mom sighed and strolled out of my room. I sighed, maybe that revenge of the pudding-in-the-bed won't bother Joe much.

I grabbed my mobile and texted to Sonona:Joe & Ram Joea ply horrd trick on me.got 2 Tnnk of rvnae on hm. help! Kristyerxxxo

A few minutes later, a reply came back:Leave Me out of it!. Sonaxo

Silly me, Sonona wouldn't help, she secretly likes him. I was on my own.

Rama stayed for supper, she ate tonnes of chips, so we had to have fewer. I felt it annoying that Rama hanging around these days. She and Joe were trading silly jokes.

"Giant Blue cheese lands on Kanus" said Rama,snorting and laughing.

"Cheese Mice must be Spanish" added Joe. I felt fed up about Joe talking in headlines, more of Rama copying him.

I showed my disgust by going upstairs and having a bath, then I read for a bit and went to bed. I'd just switched my light off when Joe burst into my room and smeared handful banana

yogurt all over my face, he'd found the pudding bed.

Then he laughed evilly, this was a war between Joe and me.....

End