Chapter 6

Chapter 6

A Halloween party

The next day was warm and sunny, Totta gave me a envelope, inside was a card decorated with skeletons , it said: HALLOWEEN TRICK OR TRICKING AT TOTTA'S. In a kind of spooky writing.

"Be there or else," said Totta. "Saturday night I'm going to be a monk with no face."

"Cool" I said, "I'm free on Saturday, Thanks, I'll be a witch."

At break, we were in a corner of the classroom. Totta, me, Cathy, Wilson and Sandra, We talked about Halloween for a bit.

Cathy was eating her break treat a kind of syrupy cake thing, "Wanna try blissgee(Russian food)?" asked Cathy

"You what????"said Totta, rolling eyes, "Sounds Yuuuuurrkk"!

Honestly, I did think Cathy's cake was yuk, it's too sweet for me. I don't think I've got an sweet tooth, more savory, and go gets covered up your fingers.

"Thanks Cathy," I said, "Not today, though. I'm trying to have a diet ooza, butguys...I really need some of your ideas..." I'm going to tell them about Joe and the revange. Mom was a bit angry about the put-in-bed-episode.

"Hey, you know that show-Tamb-10-Fitty? they have all different kinds of Russia cakes. I like the ones that have goo and honey and tonnes of sugar. It gives me grief." said Cathy, licking her fingers.

"Guys,guys, I need your-"

"Uh, no goo for mind! I totally doubt it", Laughed Sandra.

"Yeah! you know if you want heaps of sugar from a cake, go to Turkish !" added Mox.

"Listen!" I yelled. "I need your ideas, ok? my horrid evil bro, Joe, is playing evil tricks on me! and I need revenge! but what?"

"This" said Mox."Is what I call," Kristyer playing revenge on Joe. "TV ad, get a heard of wild horses, to chase him."

"But how would I get wild horses?" I said

"Things you want don't just pop in your hands, your Durwood".

" Hid something?" said Totta

"Yeah, right," I said, "Like what" Hardly anything brother, Joe.

"When I play a trick Zada," said Cathy. " I hid her mobile untill she freaks out." I sighed, nothing was helping.

"Come on! think!get alive!" I sighed.

"Bake a pasta dish and put it with poison."said Cathy, slurping her fingers.

"Cath-y!" I was really fed up.

"You know I couldn't cook and where would I get Poison?", Come on, live in the real world! this isn't a fantasy!" I yelled.

"At least I am trying!" snapped Cathy.

"You've asked for ideas and we're giving you some!"

Whoops! Cathy likes rows, her eyes were flashing.Suddenly, I was really stresses out .

"That enough ideas,"I said."I'm going to toilet."

I spent ages doing a poo, then ages washing my hands. Not because I want God to give me good-luck Goodish charms, but because I was thinking.

Maybe Colin's(Totta, but Colin's his real name) Halloween party gave me a brilliant revenge on Joe, I'll have Mom to buy more tomato ketchup, rubber spiders and more green custard.