The Worst of Jessica TM
Hiya, my name is Lucinda but you can call me Lucy! I really hate Jessica TM, and just to tell you the TM stands for 'Total Model' and she is a role model for so many girls but I really dislike her. In fact, I know her in real life and she determines to completely humiliate me! So, I made this website called
Anti-jessicatm.com
It's a really cool website where you can sign in and stuff and write horrid comments about Jessica TM. With a little help with my sister, Keyline the website is so cool! Go on it! It rocks!
Other information
I have blonde hair and hazel eyes. But I guess that is not really important. I'm eleven years old and I have a cute little hamster called Blondie.
Now, here are a few people who I know who are going to be mentioned in my book…
About Charlyn
Charlyn loves Jessica TM. And she hates people who dislike Jessica TM. She follows in Jessica's steps which are wearing chunky high heeled shoes, load of pink and bright blue make up, hair all out and dresses and miniskirts of fad. Just to tell you Charlyn used to be my best friend in school but when Jessica TM's first album came out, our friendship started fading. She has glossy black hair and stiff legs. She hates animals and dirt. And the environment. She still visits our house because her mom and my mom are friends. Best friends.
About Momboy
Momboy is my best friend in the whole world. She's a 60s princess. She loves wearing big, short, fluffy ball dresses (Though they only go up to her knees.), a green tee shirt and a white crown with jewels around it. She usually walks around bare footed because that is just her style! She doesn't like Jessica TM, either but she keeps it a secret. Well, just in case Charlyn doesn't blow her socks off!
About Keyline
Keyline is my older sister! She is in Year 12; she wears thick glasses and a cheery smile. She has light red hair that's really thin like mine. She usually wears a long neon purple skirt and neon tea green shirt. She loves neon colors, biology, math, science and astronomy.
About Jessica TM
Yeah, yeah you all know her! Beautiful, slim body, no flabs, long and flexible legs, long blond hair….usually wears miniskirts, pink glossy lipstick, and a red spaghetti strap top and red high heels or red boots. Kind of gothic except for the hot pinks everywhere. She is seventeen years old singer and fashion model. Her first album (Falling in Fashion.), came out in 2009. In 2010, she hit contract as a supermodel. She hates me and always wants to humiliate me! For her first modeling contract, she was dressed in a tight red glassy underwear BONDS and a black glassy tight bikini, with black eye-liner, red lipstick and her hair all out. Ugh!
Okay well now you met all the characters I want to tell you one time…where it all happened…
In the beginning.
"When is Jessica TM's Modeling Show gonna come up yet?" Charlyn was in Lucy and Keyline's lounge, surfing through the TV. Lucy was sitting on the sofa, reading an interesting astronomy book with Keyline and Momboy was there, too as Momboy and Charlyn were cousins. Momboy was sitting there, petting Lucy's hamster, Blondie. The red and white hamster nibbled on her finger. No one answered Charlyn. They were all scared of her. Finally, no one answered so Charlyn spoke up again. "Well, I think she is a very good role model and everyone should follow in her footsteps!" her voice was loud and certain. Lucy and Keyline's mom was in the kitchen, chatting to Charlyn's mom. Keyline was the first to speak up to Charlyn. "Not everybody follow's in her steps." She said quietly and stuck her nose back in her book. Momboy suddenly felt encouraged, as well. "Yeah, not every girl or boy. There is a difference, you know!" Momboy said, watching Blondie scurry on her lap. Charlyn spun around to face the three girls on the sofa, heels first. Her eyes glared at them. "What?" she asked through gritted teeth. Lucy and Keyline glanced up from their book. Momboy started to pay attention. The sun was shining through the window. But it was silent.
"You know, Charlyn. Some people like Jessica TM and some people don't! I am trying to get everyone not like her because she is a gross and energetic singer and model!" Lucy finally spoke up. Her voice was shaky. Charlyn's eyes now looked dangerous. "Yeah, you're trying to make everyone not like her by making a nutty silly website and a few flyers around Little Town. Ha! What the hell is going to make that work?" Charlyn was now in a mocking tone. Keyline was up for defense. "That is not nice! Not nice at all!" she snapped, almost jolting her glasses over the book. Charlyn squinted her eyes in a rude way at Keyline. Momboy cleared her throat. "Um, Charlyn I think we'd better go home. Aunt Marley is making strawberry cupcakes. Let's go." Momboy said. Soon, the two girls left. Lucy and Keyline were finally in some peace. "Let's go and make some cool changes to our website," suggested Keyline. "Yeah, let's go." Answered Lucy, a bit brighter.
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Oh well! Back to our original thing!
Didn't you see how horrible Charlyn was to me in that first story? I think she really does hate me!
